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you-are-worth-recovery:

Today in school I said to one of my friends, “what’s the point?”

And she replied with,

"You haven’t seen all the places, watched all the movies, read all the books or made all the memories, that’s the point!"

It made me cry a little.  

(via theprojectbeautiful)

zidajane777:

Parents repeating themselves
tacopop:

mangabean:

why does this person get multiple hedgehogs and I don’t even get one


I cant have one. Theyre fucking illegal. Like seriously look at these babies. Look at them. Guns are fucking legal and these babies arent.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

therainbowgorilla:

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

This post is also inclusive of transgender people this is the most positive post be seen all week

image

(via veganfuckstolemyshoes)

sneakyfeets:

andrewthepoet:

One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab. 
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
The End.

dump her
hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 
riddlemeroxy:

ath-na:

he’s a keeper

I have reblogged this SO many times
betspaghett:

goatactivist:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel


stop
put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it