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itsabbycadabby:

abulletforniki:


powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY FUCKING CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN.


hOW CUTE OH MY GOD

corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES

How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

(Source: actuallybadcop, via jackandem)

fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

(via thelasttruegentleman)

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To
inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn
Sex tip #242

cubanthot:

Words of encouragement, such as chanting “Go spider” will help your partner reach their orgasm faster and make more time for pillow talk.

(via doncasturbate)

easyseabreezy:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I thought these were serious until the police phone call one.
jacklesonmymind:

how can a man be so gorgeous all the time?

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

image

(Source: gostle, via magicul)