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aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

(via verisimilitudinyss)

patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(Source: hexxxxgirlfriend, via verisimilitudinyss)

laterovaries:

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

babybluestocking:

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

This post creeps me out because it is absolutely true 
WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRISTMAS

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
-Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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(Source: heteroh, via wificrisis)

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby, via intensional)

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via crystallized-teardrops)

dragonjester:

Same

officialwillowpape:

tumblr sounds so sad when it stuffs up omgimage

like

image

damn bitch ur forgiven

(via omg-cumberbitch)